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[aerospacecommander]

So what other autobot have you been whining to then? Ratchet?

[iseedeadbees]

I haven't spoken to him since the day I got here. Why are you so interested in my social life?

[aerospacecommander]

That goes along with the whole stalking thing.

[iseedeadbees]

Usually stalkers are more subtle. You're not even doing it right.

[aerospacecommander]

Only because I want to give you a fair advantage.

[iseedeadbees]

Uh huh. And what exactly do you hope to gain from this.

[aerospacecommander]

Now why would I tell you that?

[iseedeadbees]

Why would I answer any of your stupid questions?

[aerospacecommander]

Because you're just that gullible.

[iseedeadbees]

I haven't told you anything that you can use against me, idiot.

[aerospacecommander]

You're not the only person I've spoken to, you know.

[iseedeadbees]

I'm not worried. You can't touch me.

[aerospacecommander]

I could. But you keep running away.

[iseedeadbees]

I didn't mean that literally, imbecile.

[aerospacecommander]

Oh I know.

[iseedeadbees]

Either way, I haven't run away from you.

[aerospacecommander]

Oh? Even if I stop by to get a little up close and personal?

[iseedeadbees]

You try that, and I'll break your wings off and beat you with them.

[aerospacecommander]

Go on. Tell me more. Get my vents working overtime.

[iseedeadbees]

See, I don't see you coming over here and saying that.

[aerospacecommander]

You say that and yet I'm right outside your door.

[No not really.]

[iseedeadbees]

No you aren't.

[Actually he'd getting up to check right now you creepy son]

[aerospacecommander]

I bet you went to look.

[iseedeadbees]

You can't prove anything.