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[aerospacecommander]

Are you whining to Bumblebee yet?

FUCK

[iseedeadbees]

Don't you talk to me.

[aerospacecommander]

I'm going to take that as a yes.

So has he told you to go away yet.

Or blocked your number.

Tell me he's blocked your number.

[iseedeadbees]

He hasn't told me to go away and I don't know if he's blocked my number. I haven't been bothering him.

[aerospacecommander]

So what other autobot have you been whining to then? Ratchet?

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[aerospacecommander]

I figure it's time to collect, unless you want everything I know released to the public. Which I'm also fine with doing. Your choice.

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[iseedeadbees]

What, now? Why now. I'm kind of busy.

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[aerospacecommander]

Because I decide the when. And get unbusy.

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[iseedeadbees]

I can't just magically get unbusy. I'm working!

[ACTION]

[onlytwoexpressions]

[There's a Magnus at your door, Starscream.]

[He's knocking very incessantly.]

[Do you let the Magnus in, Starscream?]

[Y/Y?]

[ACTION]

[iseedeadbees]

[Starscream opens the door because that is VERY ANNOYING, but he's not letting Magnus in. Yet, at least.]

...So are you going crazy like everyone else is right now? I'm not letting you in if you're going crazy.

[Said Starscream, the guy that sees dead people]

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[onlytwoexpressions]

Starscream, you recently abdicated your position as ruler of Cybertron.

So, if we're going to be discussing lunacy here, I insist that you go first.

[ACTION]

[iseedeadbees]

I guess that means you're not crazy, then.

And actually, I'd rather not talk about that, but thanks for stopping by.

[He's going to start closing the door now mmmyep]

[ACTION]

[onlytwoexpressions]

[KNOCK KNOCK HERE COMES THE MAGNUS KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK.]

Starscream. We need to talk.

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[iseedeadbees]

[and this would be Starscream opening his door a crack. Just a crack. He's still not used to getting visitors ok]

What is it? What's happened now?

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[onlytwoexpressions]

[That's more than enough, Magnus is sticking a giant Magnus-mitt into that crack and pushing the door open.]

We need to talk about the incident with Ratchet.

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[iseedeadbees]

[Starscream stumbles back from the door because look a gigantic dude forcing his way in is a little startling okay. He backs off and puts his hands out all "chill bro"]

We've already talked about that! Haven't we? I feel like we've already been over it.

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[heelys]

[Have a very distressed looking organic child looking at you! He woke up alone, and organic and hasn't felt like Riptide needs bothering, so the next on his list (somehow) is this butt. Riptide's been more and more distant lately, and Bumblebee isn't sure what to do about it. But bothering Starscream is something he can do.]

Yo, Screamer! Did this happen to you too? I'm--I'm kinda freaking out here!

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[iseedeadbees]

[Starscream pops up looking all fleshy too. Fleshy and very unamused.]

...I would say that there's some sort of small comfort I can take away from knowing that I'm not the only one dealing with this, but no. I'm still just as annoyed.

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[heelys]

[He makes a frustrated noise, rubbing at his face angrily. Which actually kind of hurts and leaves his skin looking a shade pinker where he'd whacked it. That usually doesn't hurt. He wails like a child not getting his way.]

I just got my legs back Starscreeeeeeam!!! Why is this happening to meeeee??!

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[iseedeadbees]

[Oh my god kid NO WHINING.]

At least you still have all the limbs you need right now! What am I supposed to do without my wings!? This is horrible!

[only Starscream is allowed to whine.]

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[knaval]

is it possible to be gruntled
is that a word
disgruntled is so weird
it doesnt look real
starscream you're a science explain me this

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[iseedeadbees]

This has nothing to do with science.

But yes, gruntled is a word. Why are you asking me this?

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[knaval]

because i usually ask magnus but he ahsn't replied so i think hes asleep

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[iseedeadbees]

Sure, whatever. And is that all you need?