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You just...left a dead body there?

And yes, how did you know?

[He's just gonna nnnnot answer that first bit]

He told me about it, after he made that announcement. He got stuck with an old pair of hands or something, somehow. I don't understand it.

Starscream, I'm not looking to arrest you. But I need to know everything you know. Is there anything at all you can tell me?

This is for Ratchet's sake. He doesn't deserve...

[He huffs awkwardly.]

...He's a good bot. One of the best. If there's anything you can tell me that could lead to recovering his hands...

I need your help, Starscream. Please.

[Starscream huffs too, but it's less awkward and more super annoyed. Annoyed with himself for fucking up YET AGAIN mostly but y'know]

I can't help you! How should I know what happened with his hands!? Ever since he died I've been retracing my steps trying to find his body, I just figured the medical staff ran off with it because he's obviously not dead now!

[Look Magnus now you've got him all worked up NOW HE'S PACING AND RANTING IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED]

Besides that, we lost a whole year stuck on that planet, anything could have happened on the ship while we were gone! Even if his hands were on board before all that, there's no way of knowing if they are now! He doesn't deserve this, but I don't know what to do!

Well, there has to be something we can look into. Security feeds? If the body was collected, perhaps it was logged somewhere. Some sort of record.

I need to speak to the other Starscream about this as well. If he witnessed the murder, perhaps he saw what happened to the body as well.

If you want to try hacking into the security feeds, by my guest. That is assuming any of the footage is even still in tact after the ship was submerged underwater for a year.

[He seems to be done throwing a fit at least. He sits his ass down, rubbing at his face again UGH caring is exhausting]

I doubt he knows anything that I don't, but it's worth a shot, I guess.

[Magnus silently starts going over what he knows and what can be ascertained from these facts. He also thinks silently on hacking into the Moira's security network is a wise decision.]

[The silence lasts for several long minutes.]

You understand that I'm not here to bully answers out of you, correct?

I know that. If that had been you're intention, you'd have started threatening me by now.

[He's still on guard, but not as much as he would be if say Megatron was in here asking him shit. He's still a little twitchy though. Magnus is kind of gigantic and lets be honest when isn't Starscream paranoid.]

So, that means I need you to be honest.

After the incident, you just left the body where it dropped? You didn't attempt to move it in any way?

[He doesn't answer right away, he's trying to think up a really good bullshit to make himself sound less like a heartless fuckball

but gives up and just sighs in defeat because really there's no graceful way to save this.]

I stuffed him into that closet.

[He points towards the closet near Magnus and just stares at his lap mmmmmmmmmyeaaaaaaa buddy.]

...You murdered someone and then hid the body in your own room.

Every conversation we have continues to fascinate me.

The important thing, okay, is that you can see why I was so baffled that the body went missing! I had it right here! It was five feet away from me!

...In hindsight it wasn't really my best idea.

[He thumbs at the closet.]

Do you mind if I take a look?

Go ahead.

[He's just going to sit here with his face in his hands and wonder where his live took such a drastic turn for the stupid have fun big guy. The closet is empty Starscream doesn't have nice things anymore]

[Magnus walks over to the closet and pulls the door open. He feels around for falls walls, a false back, or even a false bottom. He knocks to see if there's any hollow points and moves his hands around looking for hidden switches.]

[He's taking forever.]

[Literally an hour has passed and he's still at it.]

[Starscream watches this

and amazingly doesn't start bitching immediately. But he does eventually because he's Starscream.]

Its empty, Ultra Magnus.

At first glance.

And at second glance.

But if this closet holds the key to Ratchet's corpse and its whereabouts...

I have to be thorough.

[He swipes his fingers along the bottom...and grimaces at the dust.]

Several micrometers of dust...

Sloppy.

Just... look, just pull the bottom out, punch the walls in, I don't care. This is ridiculous!

And destroy any possible clues or evidence?

Have you ever taken part in a proper investigation?

Probably not, no.

You've been at this forever. Any evidence would have been washed away when the ship crashed, I bet.

You're reaching. Was your room badly flooded? Was there irreparable water damage to your possessions?

Yes, and yes. I didn't have anything in the closet before the crash anyway.

So the body was taken before we crashed?

[Starscream just tosses his hands up because GOD]

Yes! That's what I said, isn't it!? It was taken back before he ever magically came back from the dead! That's why I thought that him walking around now was just that same body, that's why his hands being replaced by an old pair that he apparently didn't have when he was originally brought here doesn't make any sense! Not that people coming back from the dead makes any sense in the first place!

I can't believe I'm even having this conversation! It's not even anything against you, this is just-- This is ridiculous! This is intensely ridiculous! In what world do things like this just happen!? And do you know what's worse? The absolute worst part that makes even less sense than anything else!? I feel bad about this! I feel awful about it and I didn't even do anything wrong on purpose! How does that make sense!? Why should I care what happens to any of you? I don't even like most of you! But here I am,caring about it! Why!?

[don't mind him he's just having a mini meltdown]

Edited 2016-10-01 17:37 (UTC)

[He's going to wait patiently until he's done.]

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